You've created your own Valhalla in your home. There's your big screen TV, flanked by surround sound speakers. A comfy couch with a fuzzy warm blanket for snuggling. Side tables to hold your popcorn and drinks. And in the corner, your bar, stocked with all your favorite libations.
You have built a godly hall of entertainment. Now you need a godly bottle opener. Are you thirsty enough to wield Mjolnir? Thors Bottle Opener!
Drink responsibly, your liver does not possess godly regeneration powers!